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05 Nov 08 California “Set My Chickens Free” and Gay Marriage

ALL OVER CALIFORNIA THIS MORNING CHICKENS ARE AWAKENING TO NEW FOUND FREEDOM AS THE PROPOSITION BANNING THE CRUEL AND DEGRADING IN HUMAN CAGING OF CHICKENS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED!!!

A NEW DAY HAS DAWNED IN LA LA LAND! NO LONGER WILL YOUR BUCKET OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN OR YOUR CHIC-FIL-A CHICKEN SANDWICH COME FROM ABUSED BIRDS WHOSE SHORT LIVES WERE SPENT INSIDE WIRE CAGES. THEY WILL STILL HAVE THEIR NECKS RUNG AS THEY ARE SLAUGHTERED BUT FOR THE FEW MONTHS THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES WILL FOREVER BE FREE!!!!

THE VOTE IS STILL TOO CLOSE TO CALL AS TO WHETHER OR NOT GAY CHICKENS AND HUMANS WILL ENJOY THE SAME RIGHTS AS THEIR HETEROSEXUAL COUNTERPARTS TO ENTER INTO AND LATER BE DIVORCED FROM MARRIAGE.  DIVORCE LAWYERS ALL OVER CALIFORNIA ARE HOLDING THEIR COLLECTIVE BREATHS ON THIS ONE FOLKS.

IF THE BAN ON GAY MARRIAGE PASSES A HUGE CHUNK OF THEIR FUTURE DIVORCE BUSINESS WILL DISAPPEAR AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO FORE GO BUYING THAT NEW MERCEDES THEY HAVE COVETED SINCE THE CALIFORNIA COURTS STRUCK DOWN ANY BARRIER TO GAY NUPTIALS IN THIS STATE.

STAY TUNED FOR THE LATEST ON THIS BREAKING NEWS STORY OF HUGE ECONOMIC IMPACT TO THE CALIFORNIA BAR ASSOCIATION.

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